koopochka | (no subject)

Я сомневалась, сомневалась, но последний пункт меня убедил, что это обо мне...:) Хотя про 2 минуты - это они зря...:)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Koopochka!

Worldwide, koopochka is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
Ideally, koopochka should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
The average duration of sexual intercourse for koopochka is two minutes.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but koopochka can not.
Devoid of her cells and proteins, koopochka has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
Banging your head against koopochka uses 150 calories an hour.
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's koopochka supply.
Baby swans are called koopochka.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that koopochka is near.
Koopochka is the world's tallest woman.